Alert: This post is going to be full of nerd-humor... but more than just your average nerd humor. I'm saying the humor of this post is absolutely relative to (a) the subject matter (Sales); and (b) to how absolutely fried my brain is from a month of studying. So, be warned... you may not find this funny AT ALL.
That said, these are the following hilarious things that Emanuel Law flash cards are teaching me about Sales (UCC Article 2)... yes, that parenthetical is contained on the outside of the box... for those of you not familiar with "law lingo" that's akin to putting a sticker on a banana that reads, "fruit." I knew these flash cards were going to be entertaining upon opening the box.
1. Mnemonic for Acceptance between Merchants: MALE LOOn (Material Alterations; Expressly Limited; Offeror Objects).
2. "The Frankenstein Candy Company writes to the Herman Munster Sweet Shop, stating: "Will have 1,000 gummy mummies..."
3. Sam Shyster is a sales manager at the Krullen Heartless Appliance Store...
4. Madame du Pompadour Bathroom Fixtures Company enters into a contract with the House of Whoopee Wholesale House...
5. Park & Tiquetts are makers of a populer game, Oligopoly
6. Mnemonic for four principle types of warranties under the UCC? MET FloPPy (Merchantability; Express; Title; Fitness for a Particular Purpose.)
I'm going bananas...
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