1. This is the actual Romper:
2. I got it in the size up so it actually looks a little more like a dress
3. It looks like a dress
4. I'll be wearing a cardigan.
5. I work in an Annex apart from the Main Office.
6. I'm not going to be seeing any clients tomorrow
7. It's my Birthday on Saturday
8. It's July 4th on Monday, and Gosh-darnit, I should be free to wear a romper to work.
9. I really want to wear it, AND
10. Tomorrow is Romper Thursday.
Seriously, folks. Don't dare me to wear something. (Looking at you, "I bet you can't wear a tie and not look like a lesbian" dare. xoxo Christopher)